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What the fuck is your passion? No I’d rather not go the sappy self-help route, I’m not trying to be make a buck off your misfortunes or fortunes, but if you want to wire money to my checking account that would be awesome. No, im also not referring to your sexual passion (though sex has a lot to do with it in my opinion). I want to know what makes you want to get a bank account and hit up some sluts who tell you how buff you are?

Why do you do what you do? Why do you get a job? Why do you enjoy sex? Why do you feel good after winning a sports event? Why do you smile when you “accomplish” something? Why do you ask questions? Why don’t you ask questions? Why do you shut up that little voice inside that screams for more? Why do you amplify that same voice? Why do you wake up in the morning? Why do you sleep like a baby at night?

“You ask too many questions. We live because that is the only thing we know how to do. We have to continue forward.”

Forward towards what?

“Enlightenment. Riches. Realization.”

Is that really the goal?

“Nah, fuck all that. I just want a house in the hills.”

And yes, don’t we all. We trample over each other, multiply all over a living spaceship, and look for things we consider to be “riches”: a plaque with your name and a fancy emblem that you can hang in your office. A vehicle that is worth more pieces of paper than some other dope’s vehicle. You want trophies, you want a symbol that signifies your elevated status to another hominid. You want to get in the hall of fame, but you never consider that at some point, the memory of Michael Jordan will be just as dead as an unknown junkie living in the dumpster behind Kohl’s.

“How dare you condemn me! What the fuck have you done? You’re just jealous! And besides, we’ll always be around! Technology is always going to improve our lives, oil’s never going to run out, and-oh shit nevermind the game is on in three minutes…”

Seems you can read me just fine. I’d be lying if I stated that my entire life has been a “success”. And I enjoy watching Sunday football just like the next guy. But overlook my personality, the sign of “me” and consider the ideas themselves, for ideas are more alive, more powerful than individual humans will ever be. And I don’t condemn anyone: something is happening, life is changing, and we are constantly evolving and moving towards desires. What is desire? Ideas seeking to be manifested. The so-called will to power. There is nothing “wrong” with this. But as complicated, smart, and cool as you may consider us to be, there really isn’t too much of a difference between you “ballin’ hard to get the pussy and the weed” and male lions battling each other for control of a pride.

That’s all I can think of for the moment. This probably seems like it’s situated deeply in the paradigm of being a male, and I won’t necessarily argue with that. Being a male myself, I have no idea what it’s like to be a woman, but females are just as much a part of this process, this “thing” called life. I’ll continue this rambling next time and muse about that which fascinates me the most about humanity: Memes. I’ll talk a little about my own passion and feelings about the subject… just a little though, you know me.

In other news, I need a job.


I was bored today, a common symptom of being desensitized to a constant connection with easy information about the universe at my fingertips. Ergo, I decided to upload an ancient post I made as a project for a very interesting science and religion class. Getting over the fact that at one point I was somehow still involved with standard academia, this was the most mindfuck course I’ve ever taken. The teacher, Prof. David Lane, is an absolutely brilliant thinker (and a really cool surfer guy) whose philosophical musings are a healthy alternative to the mainstream-“ask no questions”-spoon-fed horseshit that passes as “education” these days. Do yourself a favor and check out his site: Neural Surfer This isn’t just another shameless plug, open up some new highways in your brain.

As far as the project is concerned: it was fairly simple: We were to answer several questions relevant to the class and publish it online for our classmates and teacher to view. Enjoy reading clowns, I guess. Just remember that I wrote this in the beginning of 2008, and it doesn’t necessarily reflect all of my viewpoints at this point of time. Like some of you, I like to think my models of reality are constantly evolving and adapting. Back at the time of this post I was in full-on-atheist-materialist mode. So don’t be in dickhead-critic mode por favor. Actually screw that; if you like it, tear me a new one in writing. This page could use some more comments…

Science, Religion, and Cats: The Midterm



It has recently come to my attention that I must complete a “midterm” and post it on this here website. This is for my Religion/Science class, and will be in question/answer format. If you’re reading this, then you’re a) my teacher, David
Lane, who is obviously giving me an “A”, b) a fellow classmate who is attempting to plagiarize (I feel sorry for you if you think I’ll actually provide any sort of useful information), or c) some random sap who typed “cats” into google and stumbled
upon this abomination- er, I mean masterpiece of an essay.

In any case, you’re not, I repeat, not required to read this at all, so I’m giving you the choice (don’t ask how I have the psychic ability to give you a Hobson’s choice across the Internet, I am just that damn good) to stop reading and unplug your computer immediately. You have a choice! You don’t have to subject yourself to this pseudointellectual pile, you’re not put into a caste! Be yourself! Be happy, and free, and go watch some clown dancing to rap music on youtube. You are in control of your own destiny!

Wait, you’re seriously still reading this?!?!….

…Man, people must really not dig existentialism.

1. What is your name?

Seriously? Is this like the SAT where if I somehow forgot this part, I would get half of my score deducted? Just kidding.

Actually, I go by many names. Just_the_tip_plz? is my level 89 wizard name (so pimped out!), but you can call me Sean Flanagan. You know, that white Irish kid in the back of the class who looks kinda quiet and you’re like“oh my fucking god this kid is a serial killer” but then he chats you up, he gets your number, and then you realize he’s actually a pretty cool guy. Drinks at the bar ensue, yadda yadda yadda, and then after a few days he stops calling you. Weird…

2. What is your username?

3. What is the website address of your blog?

4. Attendance: How many classes have you missed? how many have you been late to?

I actually missed the class meeting the week before Spring Break.

I didn’t want to though. This is actually one of the most interesting classes I have ever taken. No joke inserted; I know I’m being a weirdo on this midterm but Lane is definitely a smart guy and I genuinely enjoy being in this class. I have never been late to a meeting for what it’s worth.

5. LIST all of your posts on the yahoo group forum (you can copy and paste them here, if you wish, or provide a link to all of them)

Honestly, I haven’t posted on the forum yet. Not that I don’t consider myself able to add constructively to the discussion at hand, but I feel that because of- ……. ok, you got me, I can’t contribute at all.

In all seriousness though, I receive an email every time there is a new post on the forum, and I enjoy reading basically all of them. Those of you familiar with forum lingo would know me as a “lurker”. I’m horrific at explaining my thoughts in written form, but I love absorbing all the useful information that you guys have to offer me. Thank you!

6. Have you watched all of the required films/lectures, etc., so far?
Most of them. Some of them do get a little boring, and require some fast forwarding action.

7. Did you do the required reading? Did you partially read them? If
so, how much?

I read all of The Language of God and The God Delusion, mostly while on the toilet. Rational Mysticism got pretty boring after awhile and I’m fairly certain that my roommate used a couple pages out of it to roll blunts. Not that I condone that kind of behavior, but hey, this midterm isn’t about my personal beliefs now is it?

…Oh wait, it is?

8. How would an atheist (in your chosen book) critique a theist’s
argument (in your chosen book) the existence of God? Be specific and
be sure to reference your chosen reading.

Oh crap, I have to actually start answering real questions now? I hope I’m getting paid for this…

Richard Dawkins is, well, let’s face it, he’s an atheist. The funny thing is: in this day and age it’s probably more socially acceptable to be a small-time bookie doing lines of coke off a urinal than it is to be an *gasp* atheist. Heaven forbid!

On the other hand, Francis S. Collins is a leading geneticist and was very influential in mapping the human genome. He is also a theist.

Yea, I know, right? Pretty trippy. In anycase, Dawkins would propose the argument that the supposed “perfection” or apparent “design” of the universe does not mean that there is a creator behind the grandiose action. This argument is heavily detailed in his work The Blind Watchmaker. He also refers to possible origins of religions and why they are so prominent in human history. He uses terms such as “meme” on this issue (which I will go over in a later question). Dawkins is a prominent supporter of Darwinian natural selection.

Collins would argue that evolution still raises some interesting mysteries: Why do human beings share common ancestry with the other great apes, yet have a super cognizant neurology with which to view the world (although I’ve met certain people and wondered if a chimpanzee would be more intelligent than these certain individuals; my guess is yes) and why are the highly improbabilistic beginnings of life on Earth so impossible to figure out? Collins defers to God or some sort of Intelligent Being as being the missing piece to the puzzle, and that such a being does not require explanation because “he” is beyond our understanding.

Dawkins, in the famous debate between these two, has called this “”the mother and father of all cop-outs” and “an incredible evasion of the responsibility to explain.”,9171,1555132-5,00.html

That’s the pseudointellectual, fancy way of describing it. Obviously I would encourage you readers out there to look more into the issue as it is highly fascinating.

Here is the shortened form of the story however:

1) Collins discovers human genome, sees how pretty it is, and exclaims “there must be an intelligent designer behind all this! I’ll coin ‘Theistic Evolution’ and use it as my main argument for design!”

2) Dawkins is like

3) Dawkins talks MAD SMACK on Collins and publishes The God Delusion.

4) Collins and his homies are obviously upset with Dawkins, so you know the two have “beef” now. An official lyric battle- uh, I mean debate has to take place.

(Which scientific mind is Tupac and which is Biggie? Why the hell are you asking questions like that? Sheez…)

5) The debate happens, many consider Dawkins to have the better reasoning, but as usual, no one really ends up happy.

9. How would a theist argue against the atheistic notion that a belief in God is delusional?

Very carefully.


Oh damn, that wasn’t enough? Ok fine.

Well, one of Collins’ arguments against this notion is the fact that many people (himself included) choose their own religion rather than just join along with the pack. Another argument is that by using theistic evolution (TE for short, kinda sounds like a STD but hey what do I know?) it would seem delusional to not believe in some sort of higher being. In essence, the idea of using “delusional” is very slippery and could be applied to many different points of view.

10. How does Littlewood’s theory of large number help explain
miracles or supposed divine coincidences?

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the theory, I direct you here:

Basically, seeing something “extraordinary” or “amazing” doesn’t mean you should have a freakin’ party. Hold your horses, here comes another mathematician to tell you that your “miracle” is nothing more than something expected and completely within the laws of probability.

It wasn’t “fate” when you met the love of your life in that French101A class. Hell, maybe it was due to it being the third semester in a row you repeated the damn thing and you managed to get lucky when one out of 20,000 students took this course at the same time as you. Nevermind the fact that she’s going to divorce you in 5 years and run off with the kids and the Newport Beach estate. Think about who you could have met if you had taken a Business class instead? The “fateful” girl in that one would have been much smarter and hey if you guys would ever have a kid he/she would have found a cure for cancer. Too bad for you.

Essentially the theory downplays the “destiny” in people’s lives. The exciting thing about the theory is that you can look forward to a “miracle” about once a month. I mean, you’re already desensitized to the whole subject, so who cares right?

11. Discuss in this essay the pseudosciences: what are a couple of
reasons people turn to them and what are some key problems with
them? Take two or more pseudosciences and apply Ockham’s razor
(define the term first) to them.

Well I already know why many people turn to pseudosciences, just as I know why most people watch 8 hours of television a day. You ready?


There, I said it, but apparently I have to be objective, so here ya go. Another more nice-sounding reason why people often turn to pseudosciences is that the rhetoric used in them is often very convincing. People need to see just one little piece of “evidence” and boom! They’re hooked instantly. There are several problems with pseudosciences however:

1) They use very vague or broad claims: astrology is often guilty of this.

2) They rely heavily upon asserting the “truth” of their claims when it magically appears to coincide with something real, but are never open to claims of falsification. Tying in with the first problem, a pseudoscience makes a very vague claim which you cannot “disprove” but if it ever happens to show a hint of “truthfulness” it is accepted as gospel within the sacred halls of that particular pseudoscience.

For instance, astrology horoscopes, especially dealing with the Zodiac, are immensely popular in modern society. I mean, I’ll admit it, I think the Zodiac is pretty cool and Pisces is obviously the best sign, but I don’t take it very seriously. All just fun and games. Some people however take it very seriously and you’d better watch out then!

Horoscopes use very broad terms that are just oh-so vague and misleading that if a horoscope should prove to be untrue in a particular case, the subject is not prone to believe that they are just junk. If the “stars align” and the horoscope appears to be true and “fulfill the prophecy” then the subject will almost certainly put more stock in them. The writers of horoscopes are experts at cold-reading and social psychology and know just what to write down so that anyone can fall under their spell.

Ockham’s razor comes into play here. It’s moreorless this: when there are multiple possible explanations for something unknown, it’s almost always going to be the simpler answer. At least, that’s the one you should choose when in a intellectual quandary.

As it applies to the subject at hand: Look here Josh, you didn’t hook up with that hot sorority girl because “she’s a Pisces and I’m a Virgo so it was obviously a perfect match!” The truth is, you actually decided to take a shower and wear some deodorant for a change, allowing some girl to not be completely repulsed by you and because the other, hotter guys at the party were already hooking up, she decided to scrap the bottom of the pan. I could go on about all the excessive alcohol involved in the situation, but I think you get the idea.

12. Why does Darwinian evolution make atheism both respectable and
tenable? Why was Charles Darwin agnostic about God and Christianity?

The main reason why Darwinian evolution makes atheism both respectable and tenable is that it provides another key to the mysteries of our beginnings and even explains many abstract ideas about morality and purpose. Before Darwin’s time, those ideas were monopolies of Theistic thinking. His discoveries made everyone say:

For example, the very notion of “pain”, when explained by Christianity, is due to Original Sin. Because Adam and Eve ate the fruit of knowledge, we are all supposedly born with this taint of sin.

Using Darwin’s theory, one could simply state that the reason we experience pain is because nature and the prime directive intend it so. Pain is actually a very useful thing for surviving. If you slam your palm down onto a hot stove, pain tells you to retract your limb immediately, lest it turn into fried chicken. Without pain receptors, it would be extremely likely that we would be extinct a long time ago, and that just wouldn’t be very much fun.

Charles Darwin came from a religious background but after doing more and more research his faith dwindled and dwindled. After the death of his daughter his faith ended, but he never completely denied the existence of a god.

13. Why does Richard Dawkins believe that religion is a virus of the
mind? Be specific in explaining meme theory and also explain why
Dawkins’ theory contradicts certain revelatory religions, like
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam?

Isn’t it obvious? Because he’s an evil atheist! But seriously, remember when I mentioned meme theory? Oh, you don’t? It’s ok, I would try to purge this midterm from my memory too.

A meme is a fancy word coined by Dawkins. It is a cultural idea that is passed on through generations and word of mouth throughout human societies and through this spreading it is no different than an acquired dominant-trait “gene”. How’s that for a run-on sentence?

The major drama here that our favorite villain Dawkins is presenting is that the major religions are not successful because of their “revelations” or what they are actually supposed to be preaching. Rather, they all have an innate virus-like quality which appeals to peoples’ need to belong to a group and not ask deeper existentialist questions.

14. How would a religious believer respond to Richard Dawkins’
notion that religion is more akin to a mind parasite than an
accurate description or approach to reality? Clue: think of Owen
Gingerich or Freeman Dyson, etc.

Just kidding… seriously.

The most blatant and obvious response to this notion of Dawkin’s from a theistic point of view is to state simply that: a virus always has some sort of negative effect on the host. While Dawkins argues that the meme of religious belief can be incredibly destructive (i.e. 911, Crusades, etc), Dyson argues that the main goal of most religions, especially Christianity, is to “save” people and give a positive, rather than negative impact. To be honest, I don’t see much coming from Gingerich though. Saying things like ‘the world seems to be orderly and that’s evidence for God but hey oh wait it’s not proof though’ seems to not really prove anything nor have much to do with countering Dawkin’s supposition. Maybe I’m missing something here (entirely possible) but Gingerich’s arguments don’t sound the greatest. I did not read his book however.

15. Here is the topic: How did the world come into being? In other
words, how was the universe created? Present two different set of
answers to that question based on a creationist who believes in
intelligent design (even if partially evolutionary) and one based on
probability theory (think Wolfram, for instance) and evolution. Be
sure to be accurate to each perspective and be sure to document your
summaries. Finally, who do you think would present the most

Oh boy, the big question. Great.

Intelligent design basically states that God was bored one day and said, “hey what the hell? I’ll create the universe.”

By the way this is the easier of the two arguments to explain in my opinion. Even if evolution is true, in a creationist’s point of view, it was all planned by a supernatural being. God designed the universe and that is why everything looks so perfect and beautiful to us.

However, it’s entirely possible that everything came out of pure chance. This is difficult to fathom for many people, but it’s not so much out of line if you take a step back and consider how old and vast the universe is and how much we really do not understand. We could just be the result of a ridiculously improbable anomaly.

Think of it this way: In a typical hand of poker, you won’t expect to get dealt a pair, on average. You’ll rarely get three of a kind, and above that, it will take longer still on average before you see one of those beauties.

How about a royal flush, the best hand in poker? The odds of being dealt a royal flush are about 1 in 649,740. Impossible right? Well, not impossible, it’s not zero so there is always a slight chance. If you play enough hands, eventually you should see one. And it won’t be “fate” or “destiny” when it’s dealt to you. You’re just in the right place at the right time when the statistically unlikely happens.

Now, think about this in relations to our universe. Given enough time, even the most statistically improbable event, if it’s not a zero percent chance, will happen.

This isn’t even taking into consideration the idea of multiple universes, which makes the probability argument even stronger; what if our universe is the “lucky” one that won the “lottery” of intelligent life and evolution?

Besides, looking at how “beautiful” and “ordered” everything is and using that as “proof” for intelligent design, seems to be mistaking neurology for ontology, a later topic at hand in this midterm. It is entirely possible for something complicated to come from something way simpler.

16. According to Stephen Jay Gould, religion and science can indeed
get along. Dawkins suggest the opposite. Elaborate on the
Gould/Dawkins debate and who do you think wins the discussion?

Dude is Dawkins like the most popular guy ever? It must be the accent…

In anycase our hero (villain?) is at it again this time throwing down with Gould. Gould believes that religion and science can be reconciled. It’s very groovy and involves using any sort of scientific explanation as a tool of God’s handiwork.

Dawkins asserts that they can never get along, and as with Collins above, he believes that just attaching God’s name to scientific progress is just bad business. It does nothing to prove of God’s existence or to account for the apparently numerous terrible events in history that have been caused by religion. After ripping him a new one in the debate, Dawkins then slashes Gould’s tires.

17. Why does your teacher repeatedly argue that it is naive (and
most often wrong) to “confuse neurology for ontology.” Explain and
give a specific example to back up your essay.

Ooh, an easy one.

Neurology is the brain state of an individual, how his/her brain is interpreting sensory signals and thus how he/she is perceiving the world. Ontology is the actual objective state of the universe. It is naive to mix these two up because just because we believe something or even “experience” something within the chemical reactions of our own brain, does not make it so in the real world. To quote a popular psychology cliche: “We don’t see the world as it is, but as we are.” A good example is dreaming. When you get caught in a great dream, you believe that the state you are in is “real” and ontological. When in reality (“reality” being agreed upon in a social context, don’t get all “Descartes” on me) you are just lying there in your bed. You’re not really battling dragons, you’re snoring. Please, just fucking stop it. Buy some damned nose-strips.

It really is starting to annoy me you know. I need my sleep too.

In anycase that question was super easy! Here comes the obligatory cat picture!

18. Quantum theorists have discovered that the only accurate way to
describe the subatomic world is by probabilities, particularly as
outlined by Werner Heisenberg and his principle of uncertainty
relations. How can a physical understanding of the world based on
chance/randomness/chaos be RECONCILED with a theological view that
the universe was designed and displays purpose? Or, is such a
reconciliation impossible? Substantiate your argument.
_______________________ (Don’t give up now….)

Ummmm… this one looks too hard…

Although I could see decent arguments for both viewpoints, I think it is highly likely for this to be irreconcilable. The very strip-tease essence of a photon, the most basic element of our universe, suggests more and more to me that probability theories are correct. You can never measure the exact place or momentum of a photon, just try to shine a light on one! You’ll be driven mad like Einstein was!

19. In what specific ways does Faqir Chand help to explain WHY
certain people have religious experiences and others do not. How
does Faqir Chand’s view of religion underline or buttress a purely
sociological view of religion as meaning function?

Ok, first off, Faqir Chand was a PIMP. Don’t deny it!

Faqir Chand, aside from having the coolest name ever, was so PIMP-like that he figured it all out. Basically, he realized that the reason that some people have religious experiences and some do not has to do with where people are looking. In other words, the people who are “sages” and “gurus” are in actuality just very smart people who go above and beyond to achieve a higher perception of reality. Most people, especially the very religious type, are just on auto-pilot. They go out of their way to adore the guru and claim how “mystical” he is, while he is just on a higher level or “sphere” of thinking. This discovery by my main man Faqir shows that no matter your view on religion, it has a very prominent place in the heart of social influence and power.

20. What is Nietzsche’s notion of the myth of the eternal return and
how could such an idea potentially transform one’s day to day life?
In what ways is it completely contrary to religious notions of an

I personally love this idea. And no, no smartass picture. I mean it.

The idea of eternal return is this: Imagine if you will, that a demon comes to you one day. He reveals to you that you will be forced to live this exact life over and over again for eternity, and that no matter what, you will live your life out the same way every time, and won’t be able to change this fact.

This is a profoundly powerful idea and could transform a person’s life in many positive ways. Although the initial reaction to the idea could be depressing, a person who believed whole-heartedly in this idea would make sure that every meal he/she had was the best meal ever. Every moment of life would be appreciated and the person would really try to “carpe diem”. I mean, hell, if you’re going to be forced to live this life over and over and over again and then some, you’d better make it the best damn life you’ll ever have.

It’s contrary to many religious beliefs because most of those focus on the next life, or another plane of existence. Nietzsche postulates, very simply: “This is the only life you’ve ever known…”

Creepy stuff… but I love it.

…Ok, I couldn’t help myself.

21. Why is Edward O. Wilson arguing for a consilience between the
humanities and the sciences?

Because he has way too much free time on his hands.

He claims that many aspects of human culture, namely appreciation of art, religious studies, and other cultural phenomena can be studied in a scientific light. I really wish I had more to say about this topic, but I fell asleep during readings involving this.

22. How would Freeman Dyson and Owen Gingerich respond to skeptics
in the Beyond Belief Conference?

This seems to try in with the earlier question involving Dawkins. Gingerich in my limited experience of his work would talk about how there is reasonable evidence for God’s existence but it’s not provable. Dyson would appeal more to the moral value of religions such as Christianity because of the moral good they offer to people.

23. If biological life can be understood reductively, as Watson and
Crick have suggested, what necessity is there to posit a belief is a
Supreme Creator? Be sure to back up your argument with pertinent
references and/or quotes.

Well probably no. Crick was notably against religion, haven’t been quoted as saying: “Christianity may be OK between consenting adults in private but should not be taught to young children.”,,1874072,00.html

He believe that the notion of a soul was ridiculous and raised way too many questions: when does it come into the body? When does it leave? The notion of a soul is just a bunch of electricity going through the brain, giving us consciousness according to Crick. What makes a person a person may not something divine within us, but just the computer-like artistry of our brains.

24. So far, what is your favorite reading and why?

The God Delusion. I feel that Dawkins explains his points very well and it’s a quick, enjoyable read.

25. Is there anything that science cannot explain? Give one example
and substantiate your views.

Well, that’s easy.

Science cannot explain why Will Ferrel is not fucking funny! I mean, have you actually seen Elf? Holy hell…

I think the scariest part of that movie was realizing that I spent $10 and lost two hours of my life forever… oh wait, I’m still supposed to be writing about science and religion, whoops!

Science definitely cannot explain more technical philosophical problems such as the “brain in the vat” dilemma. If you’ve seen The Matrix movie, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Basically, what if nothing about the world you are living in, is real? What is everyone and everything you know is just a lie? Depressing I know, and sometimes it’s pointless to ponder such things, but it is definitely outside the realm of hard science in my opinion.

26. What is the favorite thing you learned so far?

Definitely the joke Lane told us that one day (which was also out of left field). If you want more info on that one, let me know and I’ll tell you. Just realize that it involves cats!

In all seriousness though, my favorite part of this class was the first lecture, when Lane discussed very interesting ways to look at things that most people just take for granted or never pay attention to. What really is that piece of paper? Where are we right now? Why hasn’t Kevin Costner made a good movie in the last couple years?

I know I have a very deadpan, sarcastic sense of humor and maybe went overboard on this midterm. Despite that, this class is a very important one to me and I feel that I’ve learned a lot in the past couple months.

I would like to thank:
1) David Lane, for teaching me some awesome things.
2) Wikipedia… you know why.
3) Faqir Chand, for being awesome.
4) To all my fans… I just noticed that there are not that many lol_cat pictures on this blog! Unacceptable! I will sign off by leaving you with a barrage of them. Anyone who remembers pokemon, here ya go. If you don’t know, don’t ask.


Listening to:

So after being catatonic on heroin for the past six months, I decided to update this thing again. I don’t really have much to say, write, whatever, but a thought was blasting my neurotransmitters to the next dimension, so I decided to just drop it on people who actually enjoy reading words in run-on sentences. What a concept.

So speaking of words, we humans seem be utterly obsessed with them. Well, most are just swimming in language and accepting it as reality… wait let me rephrase, people are swimming in their own language and thinking that it’s the “normal” way to perceive reality. They tend to think that there should be certain ways we say certain words and if you violate these rules, you’re “ignorant”, “lower class”, or maybe you’re just not from around here boy..

Damn, that probably doesn’t qualify as obsession, perhaps I and a few others (a few others and I, FUCK) are the only ones obsessed with words and the power language has on culture. Well, language really is inseparable from culture, but that’s another post. Where the hell was I?

*Reaches for needle*

That’s better. Anyway, back to what I was rambling about. (oh shit I ended a sentence with a preposition) People are constantly judging each other’s language use in terms of accents, dialects, whether or not you pronounce “Don” the same as “dawn”, and whether or not you replace “your” (possessive) for “you’re” (contraction) on facebook WHICH BY THE WAY IS A FUCKING SIN. These are examples of people, usually in groups, differentiating themselves from others and going by established, “correct” laws of language usage.

A classic example is the topic of Ebonics, or African American Vernacular English for short. I’ll admit that being the racist snot that I am, I have found several utterances of this dialect to be quite comical. But I am fascinated by different cultures and the makeup of speech communities. The typical racist will hear the phrase “oh y’all be triflin’ err’day” and think “wow, these people can’t even speak the language right. Don’t they know about all these rules? How to pronounce things correctly? They must not be as intelligent as me, the man who shits gold bullion.”

On a side note, I’m not stating that all “racists” are just white people who get annoyed/scared when a black family of twelve gets an adjacent table at Lucilles BBQ. Every culture, race, and speech community is perfectly capable of breeding douchebags. If history is any indication, they are pretty damn good at it.

I wonder, could the ones wrapped up in their grammar rules and superiority complexes ever realize that LANGUAGE IS COMPLETELY FUCKING ARBITRARY? Seriously, the symbol that represents a furry feline house pet, “cat”, is just a collection of three sounds that you produce by vibrating your vocal cords and making your tongue dance around like a well-trained contortionist slut. It’s arbitrary and is just a product of the individual culture. If you were raised in a Spanish-speaking community you will automically think “gato” whenever you see that same feline, but did the creature change? No, just the noises highly-evolved apes emit.

My point is (yes there is one): the complaints about “language degradation” and “butchering English” have no basis in logic, but then again culture is a funny, often illogical thing like that. Ebonics may sound funny and “lower class” if you’re part of the mainstream, but it has rules just like other vernaculars, and its users can understand each other perfectly fine. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the main point of a communications system the exchange of information? Does it really matter if they’re dropping syllables when the communication is going along smoothly? If you can see through the conditioning of your culture for five seconds, you’ll realize naturally that of course, it doesn’t matter at all. It only matters because we believe it matters.

“Got a shovel? ‘Cuz that shit was deep.”

If you want to sound smart in front of the opposite sex and drop buzzwords like you just looked up them up on your iphone, indulge yourself in these two combinations of arbitrary fluff: prescriptivism and descriptivism. In a nutshell, a prescriptivist is interested in how language “ought to be”. Grammar Nazi’s and the like. Certain words should be said a certain way and that’s the way it is to these people. Descriptivists, often frustrated linguistics students (“What kind of a career can you get with that?”) are not interested with what people think language should or shoudn’t be. We are instead focused on how language is actually used. I can study a vernacular such as Ebonics and simply observe scientifically how it is used in context, rather than condemn it because my superficial system of symbols is better than yours.

Well, hate to be anticlimactic, but YouTube distractions summon me for higher spiritual fulfillment. I’ll write more at length about this next time, considering this post was more of a light rubbing on the hood then full-on cunnilingual diving into the… er… subject. Just remember to clarify with your English teacher if “Fuck off!” violates the no-preposition-at-the-end-of-

…well, you get my idea.


Listening to:

Today I decided in a stroke of pure genius to start regularly shamelessly plugging cool shit on the internet. Today that link is to a very simple page but which carries an incredibly profound message.

Listen, Little Man!

Wilhelm Reich, like plenty of thinking men ahead of their times, was often labeled as “insane”, “crazy”, and “outright ridiculous” for his research into the fields of psychiatry and “orgone”. Sounds like my kind of guy! I knew I would probably like his ideas right off the bat (Yeah, I’m a good little sheep like that.) I won’t go preaching about his life story right here because I’m sure you know how to type “Wilhelm Reich” into Wikipedia. What’s rather interesting is the fact that the FDA trumped up charges against him to have his ass thrown into jail and as a kicker several of his books were burned! because they were too “dangerous”. No I did not make that up. Don’t you love it when your fellow apes “protect” you against “evil” information? Is it just me, or is it weird how we imprison people who challenge the status quo and/or ask us to look within ourselves?

Well, Reich did just that. Listen, Little Man! is a message to all people who desire meaning in life. It harps constantly on the concept of the “little man”: you, me, anyone who has taken his worth to be less than it is. Reich claims that you, the little man, have more power and responsibility than perhaps you will ever know. He eloquently points out the role this little man has had throughout every human culture and how the “little big man” always claims power over the former. If the little man (read: every person on this earth) ever realized his own God-given (no I’m not a believer in the traditional sense, that’s another post) power and worth, he would:

a) stop blaming the “jews”, “blacks”, “whites”, etc etc,
b) stop viewing others as possible enemies before seeing himself in them,
c) and this is probably the most important, he would stop allowing little big men to control his mind in the name of “The Fatherland” or “The People”.

I first read this book a couple weeks ago, and read it again a few days later. I am going to give it another read after finishing this post. I can tell you in all honesty that no book has had quite the impact on my life as this one. I know what some of you are thinking; I love the concepts so much because the mediocrity in my recent life has drawn me to it, and you may be right. Oh well, this book has allowed me to look at myself, my true SELF, beyond even my beliefs and cultural imprinting. I am finally beginning to get a taste of what true “peace” may feel like.

Next time you have a spare hour, don’t piss it away on Farmville and instant messenger, and for Dog’s sake don’t watch your favorite midget porno again. Instead, i recommend giving this excerpt of the book a good reading, and keep an open mind. In other words: be the opposite of what most cultural institutions today want you to be: a free-thinking individual

Now, my faithful, if you’ve stuck with me this far, you’re probably thinking:

a) “Wow, way to be overly political, Karl Marx! Give me the last two hours of my life back!” (Increase your reading speed, bitch.)
b) “I thought the category was ‘cool links’, not ‘links that make you realize how much your life sucks’, thanks dickhead.”
c) “How much LSD did you eat before posting this?”

*Sigh*, you got me. If the above link wasn’t cool enough, I always save the best for last:

Bloons Tower Defense 4

Good ahead, click and play, it’s not like that professor has anything useful to tell you anyway. Wilhem Reich would be so proud.

Bill Hicks was on the money (and ahead of his time, but that’s another post) with this one. No it’s not just hippie mumbo-jumbo, although he did eat plenty of psilocybin mushrooms. It’s simply a testament to the ultimate realization of mankind: having the courage to love yourself and love others in spite of fear. Or… is the ultimate realization of our species found in farmville, antiperspirants, and the size of your checking account? Perhaps only time will tell. That is all for today. Go back to the social media outlet that spawned you.


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I ask myself this question every day, and lately I haven’t been able to come up with anything halfway decent. This may truly be a useless blog, but I’m certain I can get half as many hits as shit like this:

So perhaps I should make it worth the while for the twenty-something people who actually stumbled across this website.

Why do I write? Why do I subject myself to the existential tragedy that is the blank page? Is it a desire to express myself creatively? To draw attention to myself like your local high-school slut (respect)? Or because I have nothing better to do, or have failed so hard at the mainstream system that I feel a need to grow by ways and means of myself, rather than relying on some piece of paper with fancy print on it to get me through my “professional career”.

Ah, yes, the promise of the American Dream. Go to school, get good grades. Don’t talk in class, don’t talk back to your teacher, don’t question the teaching method. Do your homework, study hard, get accepted to a “good” college. Get a degree, get a job sucking the corporate dick, live happily ever after paying off student loans until you’re 138.

Okay, perhaps I’m being overly pessimistic, but I guess just going to school and the “real world” of standardized testing and job ladders was never meant for me. As far back as kindergarten, I was always more concerned with drawing circles in the air and letting my imagination run wild for days. Of course, this was unacceptable “weird” behavior, or clearly a sign that my parents were slipping me LSD in my Cheerios! I couldn’t help the fact that video games and fantasy novels were much more interesting then being tested about which white guy sailed across which ocean. I never did find school interesting. Oh sure there would be a decent teacher every now and again who I would strike a chord with, and I found that most of my teachers enjoyed my company a lot. Many of them praised me for being “bright”. Yet, I rarely if ever finished my homework and half-completed a bunch of assignments. I used to just think laziness was something built-in, a gene I was born with and could never escape. Oh, how I was disenchanted.

But I’m not necessarily complaining; I’ve lived a very comfortable, middle-class white life and count my blessings everyday. But I have found the ultimate evil, at least for myself in my life: the unspeakable, abject horror known as mediocrity. It holds sway over many a person’s existence for years, sometimes even an entire lifetime. I can say that mediocrity has been dominating my experience of life for the last fifteen years.

Not that I naturally and consciously wish to gravitate towards such a paradigm of uselessness devoid of meaning. However, I have spent my years attempting to avoid mediocrity at any cost, only to find myself deep inside it.

How did this all come to be?

So, before I lose any more readers, I say to you my fellow hominids, at the top of the branch from the bottom of my great-ape-dna heart: I got mediocre grades in high school, I never went “college shopping”, I have dropped out of college, went back, and dropped out again. I have held menial jobs in the manufacturing or service industry, and have drifted away from them as well. I’ve always been a big nerd and my experience with the fairer sex makes me want to put my picture next to “late bloomer” in the dictionary. I’ve been broke several times (right now is an excellent example), have been indecisive about career decisions and dream-chasing, and have had emotional lows that I don’t even wish to begin to dwell on in this post.

I don’t say this to elicit sympathy. I know some of you very smart scientific ones are thinking “this is obviously just attention whoring”. Please, if I wanted to piss the details of my personal life all over the net like graffiti near Dodger Stadium in order to get “attention”, I would have started doing this years ago. I am posting this because of the “will to power”, because my subconscious wants this shit out of my head for once, because I can, or whatever scenario you think fits best.

Maybe I’m a loser, but despite all those “shortcomings” I have a few character traits I wouldn’t trade for anything in the entire world, except maybe a date with Rachel McAdams… nah, maybe not:

1. I am endlessly fascinated with a huge array of subjects, from history to linguistics to acting to computers.

2. I always attempt to use empathy when dealing with another member of my species.

3. I always end up questioning everything: from ideas I first read in the Bible, to the idea that the only way to be happy is to die with the most shiny toys.

They haven’t always brought me joy though. My love of so many subjects and artistic pursuits has left me head-scratching on many a night, wondering what “field” I’m supposed to “specialize” in. My empathy has been a vital part of my personality but there have been plenty of times where I haven’t stood up for something I believe in because I was afraid of *gasp* social rejection. And questioning all that you have known, while it’s great for the expansion of your mind, can also make you feel isolated and longing.

So what’s the point? If you ever come to this blog looking for career advice, lifehack tips, or dick jokes, I can provide only one of the above. This isn’t for useful information, this is for useless shit, like how certain ants make other ants their slaves (true story), why this loser wants to do ‘shrooms and peyote, and why I think most religions are bad, but spirituality is good.

My goal in life (more in my next post) is to create and make other people (even if it’s just a few) realize how incredible, precious and mysterious life really is. And to do blow off the vinyl.

If anyone cares to psychoanalyze me leave a comment. No I was not sexually abused as a child. Thanks for asking.

Facebook Newspeak lol


sup nigga


first off, and u probably don’t know this, but i hate that word or any other racial slurs, just so you know

and not much, just grading papers

how about you friend?



haha im awesome

have four days off and no one in this house so ill be writing a lot



what do you write about?


the most random bullshit

maybe if I crank enough out ill actually get halfway decent and figure out some sort of direction




that’s a good start

books can be written about anything




and there are plenty of idiots out there to buy them


I was hoping to finish a page this year

maybe a paragraph




good to start somewhere


oh i know ill just copy paste from this conversation

blog post done

now I can wake up at 2pm and make bbq quesadillas for lunch